NEW Cheer You Up :)

I have wayy too many likes, so I get rid of the funny ones here:D! Enjoy

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

image

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

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terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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